We've come pretty far

How about some good news? Max found this old Washington Post story from when GW basketball was not so great:

GW Basketball: a Pinto of a Program
Low Budget, High Admission Standards Equal Mediocrity
Money, Grades Keep GW Pinto Heading Toward Disaster

On the day Georgetown University boosters announced they had bought a $350,000 house for their basketball coach, George Washington University boosters voted to buy their coach a $2,300 used Pinto for recruiting.

So chin up, Colonials fans, things aren't that bad. And donate some money to the Smith Center renovation project!